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T'was The Night Before Christmas (And All Through The Nursing Home)

T'was the night before Christmas and all through the nursing home
not an old man was snoring, not even Moe Gnome.
Their dentures sat by their bedside with care,
in hopes that the Angel of Death would not soon appear.

The elderly were nestled all snug in their beds,
while visions of prune juice danced in their heads.
And Granny in her rocker and Gramps in his cap,
had just settled down for a long winters nap.

When out in the hall there arose such a chatter,
Gramps reached for his walker to see what was the matter.
On the way out of his room he threw out his back,
he groaned at his pain and said, "This is freakin' wack!"

The fluorescent light on the old tile floor,
gave the grumpy old people a reason roar.
When, what to their wondering eyes should appear,
but a lively old man saying, "Look, looky here."

With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
Gramps knew in a moment it must be Great Uncle Fredrick.
More rapid than eagles, his wheels they came,
and he whistled and shouted and called them by name.

"Hi, George! Hi, Betty! Hi, Franklin and Joe!
Hey, June! Hey, Cleveland! Hey, Archie and Moe!
To the front of the cafeteria, to the back of the hall,
now scoot away! Wheel away! Limp away all!

Great Uncle Fredrick was dressed all in black;
his clothes clung to him as he unzipped his fanny pack.
Out of his pack a bundle of names,
fell to the floor as he loudly exclaimed;

"Your eyes show no fear but as you should know,
I’ve come to take you to the place unknown.
With angels and clouds or demons and fire,
it is your choice unless you are a dirty stinkin' liar."

His stump of a leg, he so lightly rubbed,
moved to the beat of deaths deadly drum.
He made a sad face and hummed a sad tune.
Moe recognized this beat and knew he was through.

Moe was chubby and plump, a right frightful fellow.
His heart was that drum that was hummed to so mellow.
A twitch of his eye and a grasp of Great Uncle Fredrick's hand,
Moe came to know that he shouldn’t have joined the Klu Klux Klan.

He spoke not a word but shed a single tear.
He soon would know the definition of fear.
Moe gave them the finger as he sank on down.
Throughout the hallway, there was no sound.

Something then shook the room with quite a sound.
What was this blasted noise coming from underground?

Moe awoke with a shake and a crack of his hip.
He jolted upright and accidentally let out a rip.

Do not worry about Moe Gnome; he is not dead.
He just ate a bad taco that put him in bed.

THE ENd;P

By Destini & Sierra

I saw New Moon friday...

I only have a few things to say...

1. It was good :)

2. Teenage girls are incredibly obnoxious and annoying.

3. If you are not even old enough to have boobs yet, you don't need to be wearing makeup.

4. Taylor Lautner might for a moment make adults feel like pedophiles :/

5. It's about time a movie is filled with half-naked dudes instead of half-naked women.

Note To Self...

STOP PROCRASTINATING!

I am not gonna lie...

I've been lazy with my school work this week. I've been spending too much time on facebook :(

I never thought I would fall prey to that darn website, but surely enough I have gone and done it!

NOOOOOOooooooooooooooo-gasp-oooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Now I have to go read about a million pages full of boring government facts that I don't give a crap about so I can take a quiz on sunday.

Ugh.

Hmmm...

Forgot about this blog...not like I used it anyway.

Mom made one so this is an easy way to get in her business. ;)

Hope you weren't planning on posting anything you didn't want me to know, mom!

Muhaha...

I saw Twilight!

So I saw Twilight on the 22nd at 10am. We were the first people in the theater :]
Anyway, I was really worried they would screw it up...and luckily they didn't. It was actually really good. They had to leave stuff out and add stuff in but it was acceptable. I wanna see it again!

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